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03/03/06 at 02:36 PM

hey offbeat onetime i watched rikk help an old lady across the street ... it was very insperational
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03/03/06 at 02:37 PM

hey offbeat one time this building was on fire and rikk saved everyone inside
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03/03/06 at 02:37 PM

I saw Rikk get a cat out of a tree once.

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03/03/06 at 02:38 PM

hey offbeat ... rikk loves puppies and kittens and all of gods little creatures
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03/03/06 at 02:38 PM

Rikk bought me some french fries one time, when I was hungry...

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03/03/06 at 02:38 PM

one time these boys were picking on a smaller boy and rikk told them to stop
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03/03/06 at 02:39 PM

Rikk even put a baby birdie back in it's nest.

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03/03/06 at 02:39 PM

Rikk has offered to die for my sins ...
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03/03/06 at 02:40 PM

when the hostages were in Iran rikk offered to exchange his life for theirs
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03/03/06 at 02:40 PM

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Rikk gave me a kidney.

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03/03/06 at 02:41 PM

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you know the story of the lion with the thorn in its paw.... rikk helped him out
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03/03/06 at 02:41 PM

#12

Rikk donated his life savings to "live aid"
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03/03/06 at 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by TomDuncan

Rikk gave me a kidney.

Too bad you needed a liver.

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03/03/06 at 02:42 PM

#14

Rikk gave me my first tattoo, for free. (true story)

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03/03/06 at 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by TomDuncan

Rikk gave me a kidney.

Too bad you needed a liver.

Not that he didn't offer, but he only had one liver so I settled for the kidney.

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03/03/06 at 02:44 PM

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Rikk singlehandedly started the red cross the peacecorps and the don knotts fanclub
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03/03/06 at 02:44 PM

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03/03/06 at 02:44 PM

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did i mention the feeding of the five thousand ....thatsa my boy
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03/03/06 at 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by TomDuncan

Rikk gave me my first tattoo, for free. (true story)

The french fries was a true story too, ya know!

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03/03/06 at 02:44 PM

#20

Rikk freed the slaves.

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03/03/06 at 02:46 PM

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Rikk parted the Red Sea.

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03/03/06 at 02:47 PM

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Rikk taught Thomas Edison & Chuck Berry everything they knew.

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03/03/06 at 02:48 PM

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Rikk taught me how to throw a left hook....

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03/03/06 at 02:49 PM

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oh your bored offbeat maybe this will wake you up ... rikk chisled mt rushmore with his bare hands fought at the alamo and granted the wish of a dying child all in the same day ...
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03/03/06 at 02:50 PM

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hey everyone !! omg like !!! wow!!! the adolescents dont like rikk so im gonna be mindless and clueless and not like him either !!!

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03/03/06 at 02:50 PM

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I never knew he parted the red sea... hell ya .....
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03/03/06 at 02:50 PM

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Rikk played the Glockenschpiel on "all by myself"

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03/03/06 at 02:55 PM

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oh your bored offbeat maybe this will wake you up ... rikk chisled mt rushmore with his bare hands fought at the alamo and granted the wish of a dying child all in the same day ...

youre lame dude

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03/03/06 at 02:58 PM

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have we really run out of ideas to discuss ? our options are gettin limited now that joke threads are banned

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03/03/06 at 02:59 PM

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At that party that he slapped my face at

(while drunk

, I'll have you know), he actually made a nice comment on my small breasts saying a handful is enough

and you know what??? It's nice to hear ANYTHING positive about your breasts if they are small!!!

ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNLIKE FRANK WHO KEEPS SUGGESTING I GET IMPLANTS!!!

WHATEVER!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY DYING!!!!!!!!!!!! But, he does say nice things about my butt so that's good...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is getting weird... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

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03/03/06 at 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by OFFBEAT
hey everyone !! omg like !!! wow!!! the adolescents dont like rikk so im gonna be mindless and clueless and not like him either !!!

I didn't see anybody say they didn't like Rikk. Only Love. I've known Rikk & the rest of the Adolescents for 25+ years. We were just reminiscing, not hating.

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03/03/06 at 03:00 PM

#32

Rikk artificually insemonated me. Oh wait that wasn't artificial.

Never mind.

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03/03/06 at 03:01 PM

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It wasn't Fluff on the grassy knoll...It was RIKK....

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03/03/06 at 03:03 PM

#34

Gidget, control your boyfriend!
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03/03/06 at 03:05 PM

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I will...TONIGHT.....

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03/03/06 at 03:10 PM

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thanks tom
hey offbeat did you read the nice stuff that was said about rikk
no one is asking you to hate rikk show me one post where I do that ....
back up your words
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03/03/06 at 03:12 PM

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and now im lame ...dude ...
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03/03/06 at 03:13 PM

#38

TBP...Jules is gunna hold my purse tonight...no worries....

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03/03/06 at 03:17 PM

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I still love Steve... Even though you invited the whole O.C. punk rock community to my party in 1981 and I got kicked out of my house for that... I still love Gayeve... lol................... LOL!!!!!!

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03/03/06 at 03:21 PM

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Casey shot a man in Reno just to watch him die....

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03/03/06 at 03:26 PM

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...and when he hears that train a comin'...he hangs his head and cries....

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03/03/06 at 03:33 PM

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Ya see, Fluff...when Rikk was just a baby...his momma told him to be a good boy...and never mess around with guns....but Casey...well, he didn't listen to his mommy....~nod nod nod~

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03/03/06 at 03:34 PM

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Ya see, Fluff...when Rikk was just a baby...his momma told him to be a good boy...and never mess around with guns....but Casey...well, he didn't listen to his mommy....~nod nod nod~

Which in turn led him into falling into a burning ring of fire because he didn't keep a close watch on that heart of his.

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03/03/06 at 03:35 PM

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thanks tom
hey offbeat did you read the nice stuff that was said about rikk
no one is asking you to hate rikk show me one post where I do that ....
back up your words

never underestimate the power of social engineering

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03/03/06 at 03:37 PM

#45

Hey Riff I think it's time to bust out Rodney.

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03/03/06 at 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Riff

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gidgetgoestohell

Ya see, Fluff...when Rikk was just a baby...his momma told him to be a good boy...and never mess around with guns....but Casey...well, he didn't listen to his mommy....~nod nod nod~

Which in turn led him into falling into a burning ring of fire because he didn't keep a close watch on that heart of his.

And it burns burns burns...

sing the next part, while looking at offbeats avitar...

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03/03/06 at 03:38 PM

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Why won't anyone answer my Amoba Records question??? Is it a touchy subject??? LOL!!!!! LAUGHING!!!!!!!! Obviously, it's my day off as I'm in too good of a mood... lol......... LOL!!!!!!

Rock on...

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03/03/06 at 03:41 PM