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haha... this is worse then ask agent orange

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09/13/06 at 09:47 AM

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WooooooOO !
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09/13/06 at 10:56 AM

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back open for business?

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09/13/06 at 08:01 PM

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Yessir.

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09/17/06 at 03:47 PM

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12/07/06 at 02:42 PM

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12/07/06 at 02:43 PM

Rikk Agnew warms up the crowd!

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11/08/07 at 10:54 PM

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Rikk put out the fires.

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11/08/07 at 11:18 PM

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and rikk will halt global warming pretty soon. he's just busy right now accepting awards.

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05/15/08 at 01:49 PM

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Classic.
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05/15/08 at 01:58 PM

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agreed

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05/15/08 at 07:20 PM

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something struck me just now as i re-read this thread.
i have all these pics of rikk from the last few years, and the pics of my dad in HIS last few years.

short of the grey hair, rikk looks almost exactly like my dad. in the shots below, it's uncanny. i showed one to my brother without saying anything. he said "i don't remember seeing those tattoos", thinking it was dad.
and now he is referring to himself as "fairchild". that's my dad's mom's surname - my english roots.

SO
could it be possible...? i mean i didn't meet rikk til after i was TOLD that dad passed on.

hmmmmm.

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05/16/08 at 03:50 AM

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The first two pages of this thread were all done in the span of ONE DAY, people!

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05/16/08 at 09:19 AM

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that wasn't on topic

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05/16/08 at 09:55 AM

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Rikk made the first Orange Julius.

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05/16/08 at 10:19 AM

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Rikk created Darwin

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05/16/08 at 10:25 AM

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Rikk is the peak of evolution.

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05/16/08 at 10:31 AM

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that's what i said, buttbreath

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05/16/08 at 11:57 AM

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I have really cut back on my social engineering ... I guess you could say I'm trying to be PoRikkticaly correct. I did hear this story about Rikk parting the red sea but I don't want to fall into my old ways ...
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05/16/08 at 12:18 PM

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On Monday in Canada, they will be celebrating VictoRikka Day.

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05/16/08 at 01:22 PM

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Rikk doesn't like to talk about the Red Sea incident.
See, the Red Sea was really narrow then, but a great swimming hole, and he took a gnarly belly flop. Still has scars from the rocky bed (it was shallow too). Then moses and his buddies walked right past him without even helping him up, and turned then turned it into this big story about miracles and shit. It was just rude behavior.

THEN people tried to blame him for the holocaust, cuz he was still kinda bitter about the Moses incident. Poppycock.
In FACT- Hitler didn't mean to commit suicide. He liked to do target practice in the bunker, so Rikk lent him a "magic pistol" that would wildly improve his aim. and it did.

photo courtesy of the Rikksonian Angstitute

So not only Rikk invent air, but he's a good sport, and whatnot.

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05/16/08 at 03:35 PM

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When Rikk was dressed as a priest, he touched me!

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05/19/08 at 12:48 PM

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Rikk wrote the national anthem.

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05/19/08 at 01:16 PM

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Of course he did...it's autobiographical

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05/19/08 at 03:50 PM

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Rikk put the sloth in the box.

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05/19/08 at 04:15 PM

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Rikk put the rings on the ring tailed lemur! And he touched it in a naughty place!

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05/19/08 at 05:06 PM

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Rikk stole my avatar.
Or maybe he replaced it with a picture of his soul. buahhahahahaahaaaaa

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05/19/08 at 08:57 PM

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Rikk let the sloth out of the box.

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05/19/08 at 09:57 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Riff

Rikk let the sloth out of the box.

I think it's under my bed!!!!

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05/19/08 at 10:09 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by OneOldPunk

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riff

Rikk let the sloth out of the box.

I think it's under my bed!!!!

That's what the lemurs want you to think!!!

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05/19/08 at 10:52 PM

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And the lemur TAKES the box

Score:
Lemur - 2
Boxless Sloth - 1
Rikk - Infinity
Chryss - 0

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05/21/08 at 09:44 AM

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John lennon wrote "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds".... Rikk wrote "The Star Spangled Banner" but it is all relative.... it was through massive use of LSD that Rikk was able to see those pretty rockets... just be thankful it was night time... because it could have easily been "Sky Rockets In Flight....After Noon Delight" But that is another story all together....

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05/21/08 at 12:16 PM

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just be thankful it was night time... because it could have easily been "Sky Rockets In Flight....After Noon Delight" But that is another story all together....

you have poisoned my soul with your reference to the Evil Anthem of Deadly Horror.
a pox on you.

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05/21/08 at 01:57 PM

#184

Rikk Rikk Rikk

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